The Beginning of Your Weekly Music Recommendations
Welcome to the first week of the non-rap version of this newsletter/site. I will do my best to take the parts that people appreciated most from the rap version and use them here but the format will naturally be different. I know people appreciated the fun facts and humor in the rap section and I will do my best to provide heavy sarcasm here as well. Unfortunately, people like Thom Yorke of Radiohead provide significantly fewer antics and opportunities for mockery than Kanye West. I promise to notify you if Thom Yorke announces he is running for President in 2020, gets in a feud with Taylor Swift, or claims the Government administered AIDS.
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Best New Song: Tonya Harding
“Are you lonely at night?
Do you miss all the glory
And the mythical story
Of the Olympian life?”
Your Best American Girl
“Your mother wouldn’t approve of how my mother raised me
But I do, I think I do”
I Wanna Rock Out In My Dreams
“The older I get, the more articulate I am at whining”
Avalanche
“The crumbs of love that you offer me
They’re the crumbs I’ve left behind”
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